Trying a new church today? Follow these easy steps!
Step 1: Decide to go to a new church.
Step 2: Look them up online for service times. Realize you have 1 hour to go from sweaty, running mess to sitting in church.
Step 3: Rush getting ready process, skip breakfast, and drive like a maniac across town whilst putting on make up at stop lights.
Step 4: Get to new church and read sign on door with service times. 9am & 11am. It's 10am.
Step 5: Try to not swear under your breath as you wait for the service....stomach growling.
Step 1: Decide to go to a new church.
Step 2: Look them up online for service times. Realize you have 1 hour to go from sweaty, running mess to sitting in church.
Step 3: Rush getting ready process, skip breakfast, and drive like a maniac across town whilst putting on make up at stop lights.
Step 4: Get to new church and read sign on door with service times. 9am & 11am. It's 10am.
Step 5: Try to not swear under your breath as you wait for the service....stomach growling.
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