Today I have been accepted to the club known as City of LA Parking Violators Anonymous. Apparently it's not an exclusive club; in fact most of LA is in it and I'll likely be re-"invited" many times in the near future. Hopefully each time will be as special.
I'd like to thank Officer McPherson for guarding my car with such vigilance to write me a $65 ticket for 3 min over my meter. I'd also like to thank the lovely ladies at the Parking Violators Bureau. Their absolute distaste for their job and people in general makes paying the fees even more sweet.
God Bless this city and its lack of parking, and over abundance of parking nazis.
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